Winning Over Women:
How to Scrub Your YouTube Channel
For years, our party’s strategy towards women has been to tell them to stay home, protect the men who abuse them, gut their reproductive rights — then tell them we need their votes to win. Unfortunately for us, women sometimes take those things to heart.
Join us for a conversation with some of our party’s most misogynistic and predatory men on how to win over women you’ve previously disparaged.
Moderator: Pete Hegseth
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth will moderate the conversation, offering his perspective as someone who:
- Was alleged to have sexually assaulted a woman.
- Once said, “I’m straight up just saying we should not have women in combat roles.”
- Wrote in his book, “Women cannot physically meet the same standards as men.”
- Spent his first months in office firing numerous senior women leaders.
- Eliminated the Defense Advisory Committee on Women in the Services.
Panelists
Donald Trump:
Donald Trump was found liable for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Caroll. Caroll was one of more than 20 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct since the 1980s. And who could forget the infamous Access Hollywood tape, where Trump proudly declared that when you’re famous, “You can do anything… Grab ‘em by the p*ssy.” Our candidates keep falling in line behind him anyway.
On this panel, Trump will remind you that no matter how terrible the things he does towards or says about women — you must always remain loyal, no matter the impression it gives to women and families in your own lives or whose votes you need.
Brandon Herrera:
Texas congressional candidate Brandon Herrera knows firsthand that your past comments on YouTube can come back to haunt you.
For instance, it wasn’t a great look for his campaign when a video of him talking about moms advocating politically resurfaced in which he said: “Just because you let somebody creampie you doesn’t mean I have to give a shit about your political opinions. The fact that you kept your c*m trophy doesn’t make you any less wrong about the dumb shit that you say.”
Byron Donalds:
The Florida gubernatorial candidate will join us to set the record straight on what women really care about: their hair. Donalds recently explained that Florida needs better roads so women can have their “hair looking good” and “get to the beauty salon as quick as you can.”
Forget things like healthcare, childcare, the cost of living, or any of those kitchen table issues politicians love to drone on about — Donalds knows the real issue facing women is the commute to the salon.
Chuck Edwards:
The North Carolina representative will join our panel, even though he recently withdrew from his re-election race after a House Ethics Committee found “substantial reason to believe” that he violated House rules against sexual harassment. He’ll be reading his 22-page letter to explain why none of that should’ve mattered.
Max Miller:
The Ohio congressman is facing domestic abuse allegations from his ex-wife — one of multiple women who say he was violent towards them. Despite the serious allegations, Miller hasn’t resigned, and our party hasn’t batted an eyelash.
During the panel, Miller will explain why his Republican colleagues are still happily taking his campaign donations. Including:
- Jon Husted
- Mike Lawler
- Rob Bresnahan
- Ryan Mackenzie
- Brian Fitzpatrick
- Zach Nunn
- Mariannette Miller-Meeks
- Nick Begich
- Tom Barrett
- Juan Ciscomani
- Gabe Evans
- Tom Kean Jr.
- Jen Kiggans
- David Valadao
- Derrick Van Orden
Rick Jackson:
The Georgia gubernatorial candidate will join the panel to discuss why he thinks a woman should be required to “prove” she was raped before she’s allowed an abortion — because nothing says allyship quite like forcing a woman to re-visit a traumatic experience just to be able to make a decision about her own body.
