“Golden Circle” VIP Reception

For our most important attendees, attend a VIP reception. Join us for an event draped floor to ceiling in gold — an ode to our president’s tacky, gaudy, and proudly out-of-touch taste and to the ballroom we’ve poured a frankly embarrassing amount of attention and resources into. 

Leave the “working families” and “cost of living” talk at the door. At this reception, you’ll finally be free to stop pretending to care about the issues affecting Americans across the country. Rub elbows with fellow CEOs, mega-donors, and the President himself — an opportunity to line your pockets with the most brazenly corrupt man to ever hold the office.

This reception is strictly invite-only, reserved exclusively for CEOs of companies the President has personally promoted, praised, or traded from the White House. Regular delegates are welcome to watch through the window.